Who tuned in to the Oscars last night? What are everyone's thoughts? I thought the red carpet definitely turned out way better looks than all of the other awards shows. And come on, that Ryan Seacrest moment was fucking hysterical. The show itself was so-so. I laughed out loud at maybe one of Billy Crystal's jokes. But I was also pretty hammered by that point, so it's up in the air as to whether that joke was actually funny or not.
But let's talk fashion because that's all that really matters. Michelle Williams KILLED it in Louis Vuitton. I mean, Killed. It. I was obsessed with everything from the color to the peplum to the little bow to the pink lip and pink clutch. She looked freaking amazing. My second place winner was Ellie Kemper. She looked the best I've ever seen her. That Armani Prive dress was the perfect complement to her gorgeous red hair. Check below for my Best and Worst Dressed List.
Michelle Williams. BY FAR the best of the night. Just, flawless.
Ellie Kemper. Love, Love, Love. Love the bangs, love the jewelry, love the dress.
Tina Fey. I REALLY wish she would wear a bright color, but I have to admit I love this shape on her. She looked great last night. Am I little obsessed with peplums? (Yes.)
Maya Rudolph. The funny ladies were seriously turning it out last night. This was the best I've ever seen Maya. This dress was perfect for her body shape. She looked amazing and I LOVE the back of this dress.
Gwenyth Paltrow. Clean and classic. Other than her annoying loose ponytail, I thought this look was gorge.
J.Lo. Really? We've seen you in this look every year since 1997.
Emma Stone. It makes me so sad to put her on my worst dressed list. But everything about this all the way down to the make-up was a disappointment. I still love her, and she was so funny as a presenter, but yuck to this look.
Shailene Woodley. Seriously, who is her stylist? From that god awful Hawaiian print she wore at the Globes to this futuristic monstrosity. I'd feel bad for her if I didn't find her so annoying.
Giuliana Rancic. Yikes, can you say Ice Capades? She looks ridiculous per usual.
Kelly Osbourne. Wait, why do I even watch Fashion Police? It is obvious these are the last people we should be taking fashion advice from. And we all know Joan Rivers hasn't looked attractive since 1947. I think George Kotsiopoulos should just run the whole show.